THE SIMPLE LIFE

RANDOM TIDBITS...

-When using a ceiling fan: turn clockwise to save heat in the winter and turn counterclockwise to cool down in the summer.

-An optometrist can tell that you're Canadian just by the way you read the chart (ie. "Zed" instead of "Zee").

-Don't take Viagra. It terrible for the eyes. It's against the law for pilots.

-People bite their finger nails. Did you know that some people bite their toe nails?

-If I was a boy, I would look "sissy".

-I have orang-utan feet. Apparently my toes are like fingers and the bottom of my feet are red.
(This has no relation to the biting nails mentioned above).